Lochside 19yo 1981/2000 (60.9%, Cadenhead, Sherrywood): nose: unexpected nose, this, as it has woodworm and mushrooms. Perhaps it only needs to breathe a little bit and it is not a spoiled miniature -- the fill level is not optimal on this one. A bit of air seems to clear that up and replaces the decaying wood with... Well, not with much, actually: the alcohol smothers all of the fruits that are trying to make their way. There may be cured oranges in the back, it is hard to tell. We will have to try this with water. Right now, it is a hot-water tank, clean and poor in scents. The second nose brings pastry to the fore: uncooked pains au chocolat made with a stale crust, and currants in a plastic pouch several years expired and sticking together, starting to fuse. Water opens it up, though not as expected. Here is an oilcloth tablecloth hammered by the summer sun, and a fruit bowl made of polished wood. In it, banana, carambola, cherimoya, papaya, rambuta(n). Mouth: total destruction a second after it passes the lips. It is really strong. Not uncomfortably so for tOMoH, but that prevents any taste from piercing through... until one chews! One mere chew and the miracle happens. Mango slices from a red-hot tin, smashed cherries, baked plantains, steamed papayas, baked apricots -- ha! ha! An avalanche of hot fruits on a bed of hot tin. The second sip has a lick of peanut spread, oily and bitter. Chewing stirs up some fruits, baked plums or greengages, but it is not the debauchery of earlier. With water, it presents a cold-coffee bitterness, for a second, then a fruity yoghurt, with peach, cherry, cherimoya, pomelo, kumquat, bergamot, papaya and cucumber peels. What a creamy texture! Finish: here too, the high ABV stops flavours from shining. It is a bit woody, with polished mahogany and lacquered fruit stones. It is undeniably fruity, but it limits itself to those stones, rather than exploring juicy flesh. It adds wood spices instead, in the long run, and we find that sawdust and ginger powder cake the tongue. Retro-nasal olfaction still has remnants of the mushrooms from the start. The second gulp brings heated plastic bags to contain the wood spices. It pours some cherry juice on plum stones, yet nothing crazy. It is rather bitter at the death. Much more acidic with water, it has citrus zest and pulp in a yoghurt with smoked persimmon and satsuma, the peels of which are dried to parchment and zested. That brings back a subtle bitterness alright. This may not be one of the great ones, but it is good all the same. And it swims well. 8/10
Lochside 25yo 1966/1991 (62.7%, Signatory Vintage, Oak Cask, C#3909, 1200b, b#569): distilled before and aged for longer than the previous dram, it also has a higher ABV. Nose: Madeira wine and cobblestones, followed by a waxy oilcloth tablecloth. It then continues the fortified-wine trip without turning wine-y. It produces a net of oranges or mandarines, and that leads to a wooden dresser not too far from the woodworm we had in Cadenhead's bottling. It pushes marmalade jars into the dresser and a box of eucalyptus powder. It is all very elegant. The second nose doubles down on oilcloth; it is a sailor's yellow oilskin, now, drying on the lower deck. It also has a minor vegetal note, some fern-like plant from a rain forest. It feels more warming with water, perhaps more welcoming, albeit indistinct. It gives the general feel of a radiator or a blanket, both hugely inadequate in this nth heat wave, without much character to it otherwise. Warm béchamel in lasagne, maybe? Mouth: remarkably mellow and syrupy at first, it is not long before the alcohol wakes up. That said, one would be pretty astute to guess this has a higher ABV than the previous. It is a souped-up syrupy Port, at this stage. Chewing gives a fleeting bitter kick, coffee-style, sprays hot Port all over the mouth, then offers a wooden coin to cool it down. Hot Port, prune syrup, elderberry syrup, pressed dried currants... It is dark and earthy, with a shovelful of jet-black earth of the kind one finds in a dunnage warehouse. The second sip is probably less dark; it introduces cranberries and lingonberries, and flirts with onion relish, which it never reaches. This clumsy blogger puts too much water. Mh. It still conjures up baked calamansis and cherimoyas, baked banana slices slathered with a mocha spread, and preserved hazelnuts. Finish: a similar story here, part syrupy, fortified dark-fruit wine, part dark earth. Prunes, currants, dried elderberries, dried blackcurrants mingle with coffee grounds, earth and a pinch of soot, even. It has a gentle woody tone too: eucalyptus powder, powdered lemongrass and a couple of grains of asafoetida pepper a spoonful of custard. The second gulp is akin to a fruity latte; hot milk, a bit of coffee and cranberry shavings. That would be served with a glass of Port on the side -- to make the coffee taste go away, you understand. It is at its best with water (even with a lot of water). More baked banana with a mocha-cream topping, hazelnut éclair and jellied pistachio. Boom. 8/10