Two minutes in, I am thankful he does not do this often, as he is exhausting, peppering his talk with side-splitting anecdotes and comments that have the room in stitches every ten seconds. DW says he is looking forward to my notes and hopes I am capturing all that, but I simply cannot keep up. Sometimes I also do not want to, to avoid fueling potential feuds. Selected pieces intertwined with the drams.
AS: "'We carefully hand-selected the most outstanding cask from the best warehouse to give you...' The idea that distillers would give a pair of nuggets unrestricted access to their warehouses... That hasn't happened for at least twenty years! I hope no-one in this room writes that kind of stuff. It is a nice story, but it just doesn't happen that way." [paraphrasing parts, which I failed to write down in full]
AS: "The older you get, the less you hold back. I hope you are free until midnight, because I have a lot of things to get off my chest."
AS: "There is obviously no sulphur in this, unless you're Jim Murray. Who sadly just texted me that he couldn't be here today."
AS: "It is not cheap. We leave that to the others. Such as the ones downstairs, who are 'carefully hand-selecting their casks'."
AS (about the times he was looking to buy a distillery): "Glencadam distillery, in Brechin. Brechin wasn't on the tourist route. In fact, they built a bypass around Brechin. And when I went, I understood why they did."
Symington spills the beans and tells us this next one is the last cask of Craigduff he had. He also confirms he bottled his last cask of Glenisla in 2017, for the wedding of a friend's daughter, who was born in 1977; the only 1977 cask he had was that Glenisla, and he was persuaded to bottle it for the occasion. On the other hand, the last cask of Glenisla went to Llammerlaw, in New Zealand, which Pernod owned -- they also own Chivas Brothers, who own Glen Keith, where Glenisla was made. We are told once and for all that both Craigduff and Glenisla were made at Glen Keith, not Strathisla, despite earlier claims, based on incorrect paperwork. For the forgetful reader, both are experimental, peated malts made for a very, very short time, possibly just a year or less each. Only Signatory has ever bottled Craigduff 1973 and Glenisla 1977. Craigduff malt was 30ppm, while Glenisla was 15ppm. Andrew also tells us neither was cut with peated water, despite earlier claims. Both were distilled out of peated malt. Anyway, the whisky.
AS (about his co-worker on the SV stall): "Des worked for Diageo, closing distilleries. He was responsible for closing Rosebank... There are guns by the door, if you want to track him down and have a word with him."
North Port 36yo 1981/2018 (57.2%, Signatory Vintage 30th Anniversary, Refill Sherry Butt, C#1708, 537b, b#536): nose: very dry leather, hay, straw, horse gear, dried moss and hay-based sludge. Mouth: dry, bone dry, almost ashy, immensely lichen-y and not easy at all. My kind of whisky; one needs to tame it. Finish: heat and dryness, it has hay, dust, warm hearths and a touch of soft fruit in the distance. Beautiful. 9/10
AS: "These deals are not done yearly. Last time we did a deal with Diageo was two years ago. They don't need any money, now. But I've got some! Take it!"
AMcR: "See if they'll take [dream-dram] tokens!"
AS: "Glenlivet. We have eighteen more butts of the stuff. They have made it clear they would like it back. We made it clear we don't need the money. They thought we were some kind of charity and would give the casks away for free."
AS: "Very few people have ever seen my office, because there's stuff everywhere and you can't get in."
AS: "Jim [Murray] and I go back a long way. We decided twenty years ago not to like each other."
AMcR: "There's a lot of Port Ellen from those years that are still at a high strength. Has anyone thought of keeping it to forty or fifty? I imagine it could be highly valuable."
AS: "Angus, that's a great idea, thank you."
AMcR: "You bottled the first thirty-year-old Port Ellen. You had three 1974 casks. Where did those casks come from? Because they were actually quite special."
People at my table are starting to be annoyed by AMcR's questions. So am I.
I ask AS my questions in private: he has no more Dunglass and he has a few favourite, iconic whiskies from his career as a bottler, but he never really pinpoints them. Ah, well. Great fun, this masterclass. And top whiskies too.
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